At what point of just trying to get through a conversation does your coworker think that you’re interested in their diet. I smile and nod along thinking having headphones in both ear would make them realize that I couldn’t give a shit less about them.
I do not care that you’re cutting out bread. I don’t care that you aren’t drinking sodas. I don’t care about literally anything you do. You matter nothing to my day to day. Let alone your eating habits.
Now with that being said If you’re going to talk incessantly about being on the straight and narrow health life, I do have one question….. Where do the 44oz sweet teas fall in your diet, or picking up McDonald’s breakfast every morning, or what about the throwin bows when donuts pop up in the office, and who could forget the cake we saw you shove down your throat with the grace of Kirstie Alley. You on a diet is about a convincing as her Weight Watchers commercials. But who am I to say that your syrup laced tea isn’t helping your diet, I bet it works just like the shit storm teas ass models are peddling on Instagram.
I Gotta Get Outta Here
I Gotta Get Outta Here 