Author Archives: Bean

Every company faces turn over. It comes with the territory, nothing last forever. People come and go with the wind and when you stay at a company long enough you get to watch the evolution of the turn over. See how the company changes as new players come in with their own thoughts, skills, andContinue reading “The Turn Over”

There’s a feeling in life that can only come in an office, and unlike most things exclusive to the office this one is euphoric. It is the cube monkeys Super Bowl, their One Shining Moment, *Cue that end of March theme*, and that is getting public retribution on the asshole in the department over. AndContinue reading “As Per My Last Email”

Throughout the day as we walk around the office we are forced into conversation about absolutely nothing, just one meaningless statement responded to by another meaningless statement… “Workaholic over here”….. “Just figuring it out”….. “That’s how you gotta do it”. First off, what the fuck does any of that even mean? Each one of thoseContinue reading “Mutual Displeasure”

At what point of just trying to get through a conversation does your coworker think that you’re interested in their diet. I smile and nod along thinking having headphones in both ear would make them realize that I couldn’t give a shit less about them. I do not care that you’re cutting out bread. IContinue reading “Your diet ain’t my diet”

How many fucking people does it take to figure out a G.D. thermostat. We got 8 people standing around one trying to figure out where the air goes and just how to set the motherfucker. And the group assembled for this task is an absolute murders row of morons. Cecile, the definitive dumbest person inContinue reading “The Thermostat”

Welcome to I Gotta Get Outta Here, We are here to suffer together in our everyday lives, in a place we hate, with a bunch of people we hate even more. You’ll see that yes, these people are as dumb as you think, and you spend hours upon hours letting their stupidity run rampant onContinue reading “Welcome and See Ya”